Meet the Cloths: A Love Letter to the Softest Microfibre You’ll Ever Touch

Yeah, it’s a little weird to write a love letter to cleaning cloths. But once you’ve touched these, you’ll get it. They’re soft enough to make you blush, tough enough to handle whatever filth you throw their way and unlike your ex, they won’t fall apart after one round.

Each cloth in the Mystr O crew has its own personality. Val? She devours spills like a savage. Luna dries faster than a one-night stand leaving at sunrise. Beau dusts like a smooth operator, while Ollie and Lila handle glass so flawlessly you’ll swear you’re staring into another dimension.

These aren’t just cloths. They’re weapons disguised in velvet and fluff. And yeah, they’ll probably ruin you for every sad old rag you’ve ever used before.

So go ahead, fall in love. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Microfibre has never felt this good.