ESSENCE NOIR MULTIPURPOSE CLEANER

Cleaning spray, but make it couture.ESSENCE NOIR isn’t here to smell like lemons and lies. It’s here to erase every fingerprint, streak, and regret from last night’s kitchen adventure. Designed to make glass, stone, and steel behave, it leaves nothing but a slick, streak-free finish that looks suspiciously like effort.

It knows your mirror lies, your glass fogs, and your benches collect drama. Its high-performance formula cuts through grease and grime without a single streak, then leaves behind a dirt-blocking barrier so next time, it’s less work and more smug satisfaction.

• Streak-free, film-free, drama-free
• Builds a protective layer that actually repels dirt
• Smells like clean — not like a fruit salad
• Works on glass, mirrors, benchtops, and stainless steel
• Looks way too good sitting on your counter

Shipping

We aim to dispatch your goods within 1 to 3 business days from the date of order.

We use Australia Post for our standard delivery option. Once dispatched, your order should arrive within 3 to 5 working days.

Alternatively, express shipping is available for an additional fee. Your order should arrive within 1 to 4 working days.

Returns

We get it, sometimes things don’t go to plan. If your order shows up looking like it’s been through a blender, we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “cleaning sucks.”

Our 90 clean satisfaction guarantee only applies to Mystr O cloths, because you actually need to use them to believe the hype. Everything else, like sprays, fragrances, and diffusers, can’t be returned once used for obvious reasons. We stand by our products, not buyer’s remorse 😉