THE BATHROOM ESSENTIALS

THE BATHROOM ESSENTIALS

Cleaning sucks. Your bathroom doesn't have to.

This bundle is for the people who want shiny taps, spotless mirrors and a shower screen that doesn’t look like it survived a crime scene. You get four absolute weapons that tag-team your messes like a cleaning cult. Your bathroom is about to behave.

Inside your new power squad:

LUMI DUO
Your glass girls. A duo of streak-free, shine-demanding, smug-finish cloths for mirrors, tapware, shower screens and chrome. If Lumi was a person, she would correct your posture and judge your fingerprints. Leaves glass so clear you almost walk into it. Twice.

VAL
Your streak-free, lint-free, “why does this feel sexy to clean with?” cloth. Val hits mirrors, chrome, stone and glass like it’s personal. Shines everything. No fuss. No streak tantrums.

OLLIE
Soft, plush and gentle but still savage on makeup smudges, toothpaste art and skincare spills. Ollie is the one you hide from guests so they don’t steal it.

LUNA
The big girl. Soaks water like a thirsty camel and leaves tiles, screens and wet surfaces DRY. Perfect for showers, bathrooms, cars, pets and chaos. She’s the one you call when shit gets real.

Together they’re unstoppable.
Bathroom? Handled.
Stress? Decreased.
Pride when someone uses your bathroom? High as hell.

5 CLOTHS INCLUDED IN THE BATHROOM ESSENTIALS BUNDLE

Perfect for:
• Everyday wipe-downs
• Impressing guests who didn’t even floss before arriving
• Shower screens that used to give you the ick
• Makeup stains that scream regret
• “I just want this room DONE” energy

Why you’ll love it
• A full bathroom army in one bundle
• Fast cleaning, fast drying, minimal brain cells required
• Lint-free, streak-free, sass-approved
• Reusable, durable and not from the supermarket aisle
• Makes you feel like the person who has their life together

Upgrade your bathroom.
Or let your bathroom continue bullying you.
Your choice.