The elves quit. You’re the elf now, babe. Because someone’s got to keep Christmas together.... and apparently, it’s you.
This 12cm x 18.5cm matte greeting card captures the chaos, caffeine, and quiet power behind every holiday miracle. Printed on premium smooth stock with a crisp finish, it’s for the overworked, underpaid and still-somehow-smiling type.
The inside reads exactly as it should: “You’re the elf now, babe. Merry Christmas.” Minimal, witty and painfully accurate.
Each card comes with a matching envelope — ready for gifting, venting, or handing to the friend who does all the work every year.
