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THE KITCHEN ESSENTIALS BUNDLE

THE KITCHEN ESSENTIALS BUNDLE

$140.00 AUD
$140.00 AUD
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THE KITCHEN ESSENTIALS

Cleaning sucks. Your kitchen doesn’t have to.

Meet the 5-piece power squad that turns crumbs, grease and post-dinner chaos into a wipe-and-walk-away situation. No streaky stainless steel. No sad tea towels. No scrubbing like you're in a 1950s detergent commercial. Just clean, fast, sexy results.

This is the upgrade.

What’s Included

• Aria – Luxe Tea Towel
• Val – All-Purpose Microfibre
• Ollie – Plush Everyday Wipe
• Lila – Polishing & Finishing Cloth
• Essence Noir 250ml – Multipurpose Spray

Everything you need for benches, sinks, fridges, stainless steel, glassware, spills, chaos and “someone fix this” moments.

Meet Your Kitchen Army

ARIA
The aesthetic tea towel. Soft, absorbent and dries things without smelling like sadness. Pretty enough to display, tough enough to work.

VAL
The streak-free queen. Benches, sinks, fridges, chrome. Val handles it like she owns the house. No lint. No drama. Just shine.

OLLIE
The plush wipe. Crumbs, spills, sticky fingers and mystery smears… Ollie neutralises chaos instantly. Thick, soft and weirdly satisfying to use.

LILA
The finishing touch. Polishes appliances, glassware and stainless steel so well it looks like you deep cleaned when you absolutely didn't.

ESSENCE NOIR – Multipurpose Spray 250ml
Sexy scent. Serious clean. Cuts grease and grime like it’s personal. Leaves your kitchen smelling expensive, not like last night’s garlic bread.

Together they make your kitchen behave.
You’ll claim you’re “just tidying” but really you’ll be flexing.

Perfect for

• Everyday bench resets
• Post-dinner chaos control
• Stainless steel without streak regret
• Spills, splatters and sticky surprises
• Homes that love clean aesthetic energy

Why You’ll Love It

• Complete kitchen system in one bundle
• Spray + cloth pairing hits different
• Reusable, fast-drying, luxury feel
• Makes your kitchen look like you give a sh*t
• Might unintentionally make cleaning enjoyable

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Your Surfaces Deserve This Upgrade! Meet the Cloths That Change Everything!

Still Not Convinced? Check Out Our Frequently Asked Questions For Val!

What makes Val different from other microfiber cloths?

Val is crafted from premium Korean microfiber with a unique weave that soaks up more liquid in one swipe than standard cloths. She’s built for speed, streak-free results, and a luxe cleaning experience.

Can I use Val on delicate surfaces?

Yes! Val is safe on glass, mirrors, stainless steel, stone, and even car paint. Her ultra-soft fibers glide without scratching.

How absorbent is Val really?

One cloth can absorb up to 7x its weight in liquid—meaning spills disappear fast, without leaving drips or streaks.

How long will Val last?

With proper care, Val can handle hundreds of washes and still perform like new—outlasting disposable paper towels and cheap cloths by years.

Machine wash cold or warm with mild detergent. Avoid fabric softeners and bleach, as they coat fibers and reduce performance. Air-dry or tumble dry on low for best results. Best paired with our specialist microfibres laundry liquid!