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THEO BY MYSTR O – LUXURY MICROFIBRE TECH CLOTH FOR SCREENS & DEVICES

THEO BY MYSTR O – LUXURY MICROFIBRE TECH CLOTH FOR SCREENS & DEVICES

$22.50 AUD
$22.50 AUD
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Meet Theo, The Tech Seducer

Theo doesn’t just clean — he seduces. One swipe across your screen and suddenly it’s flawless, gleaming, begging for another touch. He knows exactly where to go and how hard to press, stripping away every smudge until your tech is left exposed and perfect.

Forget the half-ass cloths that just smear your fingerprints around. Theo’s deliberate, obsessive, and a little too smooth for his own good. He doesn’t miss a mark, doesn’t leave a streak, and never finishes before the job is done.

Theo isn’t just a cloth. He’s the reason you’ll start getting your screens dirty on purpose.

Theo: Sleek, sexy, and built to polish your dirty little secrets.

 

  • Plush 520GSM Korean microfibers for ultra-gentle, effective cleaning

  • Edgeless design prevents scratches on sensitive screens and glossy surfaces

  • Perfect for monitors, keyboards, gaming consoles, and decor

  • No lint, no streaks — just pure, polished perfection

  • Ideal 40 x 40 cm size for easy handling and total control

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Meet Theo

Meet Theo, The Tech Seducer

Theo doesn’t just clean — he seduces. One swipe across your screen and suddenly it’s flawless, gleaming, begging for another touch. He knows exactly where to go and how hard to press, stripping away every smudge until your tech is left exposed and perfect.

What Does Theo Know?

Not much, he's a cloth 😂 but...

Forget the half-ass cloths that just smear your fingerprints around. Theo’s deliberate, obsessive, and a little too smooth for his own good. He doesn’t miss a mark, doesn’t leave a streak, and never finishes before the job is done.

Theo isn’t just a cloth. He’s the reason you’ll start getting your screens dirty on purpose.

Theo: Sleek, sexy, and built to polish your dirty little secrets.

Theo's Benefits

Benefits Of Using Theo:

  • Plush 520GSM Korean microfibers for ultra-gentle, effective cleaning
  • Edgeless design prevents scratches on sensitive screens and glossy surfaces
  • Perfect for monitors, keyboards, gaming consoles, and decor
  • No lint, no streaks — just pure, polished perfection
  • Ideal 40 x 40 cm size for easy handling and total control

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

We aim to dispatch your goods within 1 to 3 business days from the date of order.

We use Australia Post for our standard delivery option. Once dispatched, your order should arrive within 3 to 5 working days.

Alternatively, express shipping is available for an additional fee. Your order should arrive within 1 to 4 working days.

Returns

We get it, sometimes things don’t go to plan. If your order shows up looking like it’s been through a blender, we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “cleaning sucks.”

Our 90 clean satisfaction guarantee only applies to Mystr O cloths, because you actually need to use them to believe the hype. Everything else, like sprays, fragrances, and diffusers, can’t be returned once used for obvious reasons. We stand by our products, not buyer’s remorse 😉

    Meet Theo: The Tech Protector. Sleek, smooth, and precise. He keeps your screens crystal clear.

    Check Out Our Frequently Asked Questions For Theo

    What makes Theo different from regular microfibre cloths?

    Theo is designed with an ultra-fine microfiber weave that removes smudges, fingerprints, and dust from screens without leaving streaks or scratches.

    Can I use Theo on delicate surfaces?

    Yes — Theo is safe for phones, laptops, TVs, tablets, and even camera lenses. His soft fibers protect while they polish.

    How do I care for Theo?

    Machine wash in cold or warm water with mild detergent — or ourMystr O Premium Microfiber Washfor best results. Avoid fabric softeners and bleach, then air-dry or tumble dry low.

    How long will Theo last?

    With proper care, Theo will handle hundreds of washes and continue to deliver streak-free, scratch-free results.

    Machine wash cold or warm with mild detergent. Avoid fabric softeners and bleach, as they coat fibers and reduce performance. Air-dry or tumble dry on low for best results. Best paired with our specialist microfibres laundry liquid!

    What is Theo best used for?

    In short, Theo loves cleaning all your tech! He excels at cleaning glass screens, touch panels, and other sensitive surfaces where clarity matters most. Theo is also great at cleaning car tech too!

    Is there a guarantee?

    Yes — The whole MYSTR.O cleaning range has a 90 day clean guarantee. If they don't outperform other cloths after your 90th clean, send them back and we'll refund you.

    Can I wash Theo in the washing machine and the dryer?

    Yes! Just wash with mild detergent, skip fabric softeners and bleach, and air dry or tumble dry low. She’s designed to keep her performance wash after wash. Alternatively you can use our specialist microfibre wash Mystiq Bower for ultra long lasting results.

    The Cloth Upgrade You Didn't Know You Needed.

    Theo: Because Fingerprints Are Gross.

    Meet Theo

    Most “tech cloths are just sad little smears waiting to happen. Theo isn’t here for that. He wipes screens, lenses, and glass clean the first time — no haze, no streaky film, no rubbing till your arm falls off.

    Phones, laptops, sunnies — he keeps them crystal clear like he’s got something to prove. And unlike the cheapies, he doesn’t quit after a week of abuse.

    Cleaning sucks. Theo just makes your screens look like new again.

    MYSTR.O REALLY IS SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY.

    EVEN IF IT SUCKS!

    Because when you’re not scrubbing endlessly, when your mirrors gleam without smears, when your benchtop actually looks as good as the day you bought it — you feel different. Lighter. More in control. You’re not “just cleaning.” You’re curating the space you live in.

    Even if it sucks while doing it.

    EFFORTLESSLY STYLISH.

    THEO BY MYSTR O – LUXURY MICROFIBRE TECH CLOTH FOR SCREENS & DEVICES

    THEO BY MYSTR O – LUXURY MICROFIBRE TECH CLOTH FOR SCREENS & DEVICES

    THEO BY MYSTR O – LUXURY MICROFIBRE TECH CLOTH FOR SCREENS & DEVICES

    $22.50 AUD
    $22.50 AUD
    CLEANING SUCKS! YOUR CLOTHS SHOULDN'T.

    CLEANING SUCKS! YOUR CLOTHS SHOULDN'T.

    CLEANING SUCKS! YOUR CLOTHS SHOULDN'T.