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VAL BY MYSTR O – LUXURY MICROFIBRE ALL-PURPOSE CLEANING CLOTH FOR HOME, KITCHEN & BATHROOM

Name: VAL BY MYSTR O – LUXURY MICROFIBRE ALL-PURPOSE CLEANING CLOTH FOR HOME, KITCHEN & BATHROOM
Brand: MYSTR.O
Price: 45.00 AUD
Availability: InStock

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Meet Val

Soaks up spills faster than your ex’s excuses
Leaves zero streaks (can’t say the same for your mascara)
Won’t scratch — she’s smooth like that
Tough on grime, gentle on the good stuff
Makes cleaning bearable, maybe even brag-worthy

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THE DIRTY DETAILS

Meet Val

Meet Val, the dark knight of clean — sharp, sleek, and utterly ruthless. Made from premium charcoal twist-loop microfibre, she doesn’t just wipe — she dominates. Spills vanish, streaks surrender, and grime doesn’t even get the chance to fight back.

What Does Val Know

Not much, she's a cloth 😂 but...

Her plush weave feels like silk but grips like claws, soaking up filth faster than you can mutter “oh, for f*ck’s sake.” Paper towels? Amateur hour. That crusty old rag under your sink? Retire it. Val is here now.

She doesn’t need a lineup of sprays or potions to do her job — she’s lethal with or without backup. One swipe, and surfaces aren’t just clean, they’re weaponised. Once you go Val, you’ll wonder how you ever cleaned without her.

One cloth. Infinite power. Zero bullshit.

Val With Benefits

Benefits Of Using Val:

Premium charcoal twist-loop technology for maximum absorption and streak-free shine
Works beautifully with or without cleaning products
Ultra-soft yet fiercely effective on any surface
Generous 50 x 60 cm size for maximum coverage and impact

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

We aim to dispatch your goods within 1 to 3 business days from the date of order.

We use Australia Post for our standard delivery option. Once dispatched, your order should arrive within 3 to 5 working days.

Alternatively, express shipping is available for an additional fee. Your order should arrive within 1 to 4 working days.

Returns

We get it, sometimes things don’t go to plan. If your order shows up looking like it’s been through a blender, we’ll send a replacement faster than you can say “cleaning sucks.”

Our 90 clean satisfaction guarantee only applies to Mystr O cloths, because you actually need to use them to believe the hype. Everything else, like sprays, fragrances, and diffusers, can’t be returned once used for obvious reasons. We stand by our products, not buyer’s remorse 😉

Your Surfaces Deserve This Upgrade! Meet Val! She's About To Change Everything!

Check Out Our Frequently Asked Questions For Val!

What makes Val different from other microfiber cloths?

Val is crafted from premium Korean microfiber with a unique weave that soaks up more liquid in one swipe than standard cloths. She’s built for speed, streak-free results, and a luxe cleaning experience.

Can I use Val on delicate surfaces?

Yes! Val is safe on glass, mirrors, stainless steel, stone, and even car paint. Her ultra-soft fibers glide without scratching.

How absorbent is Val really?

One cloth can absorb up to 7x its weight in liquid—meaning spills disappear fast, without leaving drips or streaks.

How long will Val last?

With proper care, Val can handle hundreds of washes and still perform like new—outlasting disposable paper towels and cheap cloths by years.

Machine wash cold or warm with mild detergent. Avoid fabric softeners and bleach, as they coat fibers and reduce performance. Air-dry or tumble dry on low for best results. Best paired with our specialist microfibres laundry liquid!

How long will Val last?

With proper care, Val can replace years’ worth of disposable cloths. Most customers use her for hundreds of washes without losing absorbency.

Do I need to use chemicals with Val?

No — Val works brilliantly with just water. But if you prefer, she can be used with your favourite cleaning products too.

Is there a guarantee?

Yes — The whole MYSTR.O cleaning range has a 90 day clean guarantee. If they don't outperform other cloths after your 90th clean, send them back and we'll refund you.

Can I wash Val in the washing machine and the dryer?

Yes! Just wash with mild detergent, skip fabric softeners and bleach, and air dry or tumble dry low. She’s designed to keep her performance wash after wash. Alternatively you can use our specialist microfibre wash Mystiq Bower for ultra long lasting results.

The Cloth Upgrade You Didn't Know You Needed.

Val: The Cloth That Makes Other Cloths Look Pathetic.

Meet Val

Most cloths? They quit after one job, stink up the kitchen, and end up in the bin before you’ve even learned their name. Val doesn’t quit. She’s thick, heavy, and built to take on whatever disgusting mess you throw at her — again and again (and again).

Spills, streaks, bathroom grime, kitchen chaos — she doesn’t just wipe, she dominates. And the best part? She actually survives the wash, so you’re not burning cash on a new rag every week.

Cleaning sucks. Val just makes it faster, cleaner, and way less embarrassing.

MYSTR.O REALLY IS SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY.

EVEN IF IT SUCKS!

Because when you’re not scrubbing endlessly, when your mirrors gleam without smears, when your benchtop actually looks as good as the day you bought it — you feel different. Lighter. More in control. You’re not “just cleaning.” You’re curating the space you live in.

Even if it sucks while doing it.

EFFORTLESSLY STYLISH.